Raccoon Lyrics
"I Wanna Eat Your Bones (Oh)"
always gettin bones from the supermarket
but oh it cannot be true
the freshest bones cost a dollar more
so gotta get em from you
oh i need your bones so bad
more than cool new shoe
cannot eat just any bones
i gotta get em from you
oh i wanna eat your bones
yes its so true indeed
yeah i wanna eat your bones
its your fresh bones i need
gettin home from a long day at work
hang up my hat for the night
i make myself a little bite to eat
but no meal satisfies my plight
open the fridge, no bone to be found
no fresh bone ever could be around
of course i remember that all that i own
is just a frozen bone
oh i wanna eat your bones
yes its so true indeed
yeah i wanna eat your bones
its your fresh bones i need
"Scone Cave"
enter in a cave lined with bones
there u find bout 6 tasty scones
when u eat the scones u will see
why all them bones came to be
"Pickle House"
in a special house youll find what u need
whether ur a jesus or u done a bad deed
everyone loved and accepted and free
in the pickle house u fill with glee
"Pickle House Part II"
pickle pickle pickle pickle house house house house
pickle fit for a mouse mouse mouse mouse
pickle too small for even a human
cant even eat so small a pickle sad
"my homestuck song"
i. like. my friend gam zee
1daywe were both sittign in a mother fuckign tree
& u know . how it is . w/ ur bros . in a tree . we were goin at it k-i-s-s-i, n, g
yea we were just friends but we were gettign worked up
we were in each others mouths w our tongues tied up
and lookin in his eyes i could easily surmise
he was lookin for more , wanted me to step up
& make somethign happen . w/ him and me
wanted me to lay him down right there and fuck him in the tree
but we were just friends and besides im gay
but i didnt want to let him down on his birth day
btw it was his birthday . i didnt say before
i had gotten him a little gift i purchased from the store
using dollar bills u can exchange em for goods n services
but all along he only wanted me , to be jerkin his
cock off . wanted me to get his rocks off wanted
me to stimulate his senses knock his fuckin socks off
so i [illegible]
Writer(s): raccoon